Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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