I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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