If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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