Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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