It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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