windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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