And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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