It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
