Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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