yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Randomize
