i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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