I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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