I don't think brook has ever known best
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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