It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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