Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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