Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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