I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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