You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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