I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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