Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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