I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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