Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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