will power is for people who don't want to get laid
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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