Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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