i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
