I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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