so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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