He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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