Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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