Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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