think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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