Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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