I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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