what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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