he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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