Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize