do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The best revenge is premature balding
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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