I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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