I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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