does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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