Little spoons don't ask big questions
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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