some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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