so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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