tell your sister to shave her snatch
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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