Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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