I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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