pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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