worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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