Nicole vs. Life
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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