I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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