i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
