is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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