Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Did I show you my penis last night?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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